Saturday, October 31, 2009

Bellywipe. Spokane WA 1994.


9 songs, "Very rough mixes" from 1994. Recorded by John Salvo @ Jello Tree...

”BW” <- click here, eh?

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Dwindling Shirt Stock 11/09/09

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Monday, September 28, 2009

123 or so Murray Bowles photos. 80's/90's


”123” <- click here, eh?

Friday, September 25, 2009

this is my september post.

Friday, August 21, 2009

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Monday, August 3, 2009

168 song home burned itunes VSR MP3 CDR #1


The DRINKIN’ Comps
168 song home burned itunes VSR MP3 CDR #1
Six and a half hours worth
In a jewel case with nothing extra
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#62. Songs About Drinking Compilation 2xLP 1995
1. Baba Booey: Baba Booey Messed 2. Sick N Tired: I'll Drink To That 3. Elmer: Here's To You 4. Pounded Clown: Red Eye 5. Less Than Jake: Liquor Store 6. the Independents: Beer Song 7. Lizards: Drunken Brawl 8. Patsy Cline & Plainfield: Miller Time 9. Big Comb: In My Glass I Swim 10. Hudson: Loaded 11. the Nobodys: Hey Doofus 12. 23 More Minutes: Beer & A Cigarette 13. the Oxymorons: Cheap Beer 14. Primitive Tribes: Searching Through The Couch For Change For Beer 15. Los Huevos: Dixie Fried 16. Pigweed: Free Beer 17. Tumwater Boys Choir: Spokain Warshingtun 18. VTO: Busch Pilot 19. the Solid Statesmen: Never Underestimate The Power Of Free Beer 20. the Tiki Men: Sixer* 21. No Kill I: Traunya 22. Velvet Pelvis: He's So Punk 23. the Crusties: Beer Slob 24. Mata Ratos: Expulsos Do Bar 25. Rights Reserved: Thanksgiving 26. the Actionaries: Keystone Kopz 27. Sh*t Smell: Drunk Again 28. Mickey & The Big Mouths: Beer & Gear 29. Apostles On Strike: Schaefer Beer 30. Wretched Ones: Pissed It All Away 31. Blanks '77: Party Train 32. the Flies: the Queens Parade 33. Broken Toys: Hungover Again 34. Strawman: Wound Up 35. the Fumes: Muscle Cars, Rocker Chicks & Cigarettes 36. Motherload: Lilac City Rock N Roll Odyssey 37. Sea Pigs: Barfly 38. All You Can Eat: Rid The Demon Brew

#80. Liverache': Tales From The Livers' Edge Compilation 2xLP 1997
1. Quitters Inc.: Detox Van 2. the Flies: Austrian 3. the Automatics: Sit and Drink 4. the Teenage Boneheads: A Song About Not Drinking At The Pub 5. the Wretched Ones: Bottles And Cans 6. the Broken Toys: This Place 7. Depo-Provera: I'm Not A Date, I'm An Alcoholic 8. Bomf: Drinkin' And Drivin' 9. Pizzle: March Of The Midnight Dragon 10. the Sissies: Sick Too Long 11. Schlong: Tequila Welcher 12. the Piss Shivers: A Song About Beer 13. Velvet Pelvis: Six Pack Wanda 14. the Rhythm Pigs: Jingly Jangly Guitar Band 15. the Beat-Ons: Drink Drank Drunk 16. Piss 'N' Vinegar: You Make Me Wish I Had A Six Pack 17. Spot 1019: Dentyne Visine 18. the Sillies: Does A Body Good 19. Elmer: Hangover Of Love 20. Haggis: Wasn't That A Blast? 21. the Hairy Italians: The Way 22. the Snatchers: Anyway You Slice 23. Melt Banana: He Says "Drink Or Die," I Say "Drink And Puke" 24. Less Than Jake: Cheese 25. Fatty Lumpkin: Flyin' Across The Room 26. Slackjaw: Olde English, New Fishtank 27. Not Today: Last Weekend 28. Sharon Tate: Mudslide 29. The Fuzz: Breakfast In A Bottle 30. One Eye Open: Drunkski '96 (Not Beyond) 31. Catapult: Between Four Twenty And Beer Thirty 32. Lopez: Pie Is Up 33. Fetish: Six Pack 34. Gringo: Drink 35. Totally Fuckin' Lit: Drinkin' and Thinkin' 36. Dwarf Bitch: Stumble 37. the Boozers: Down and Out 38. the Spider Babies: Drink Beer 39. the Kassos: Bar Trippin' 40. the Degenerates: Beer 41. Sour Milk: I'm Drinking Everything 42. the Withdrawals: Who Cares? 43. the Cripples: Blatz Is Nasty

#83. Twelve Ounces of Courage Compilation 2x10" 1999
1. the Bar Feeders: Wyoming 2. the Lexingtons: Bottled Liquor 3. the Boozers: Fame and Fortune 4. Strychnine: Hovertical 5. the Blue Ribbon Boys: Waisted For Days 6. '98 Knockup: Lover or Liquor? 7. East Side Destroyers: Drunken Sailor 8. the Banned: Beer 9. Lizards: Hakimashita 10. Conrad: Lake Of Vodka 11. Part Time Whore: Speedcore Never Died... 12. Hellworms: Let's Get All Liquored Up And F*ck 13. Radon222: Back To The Hardback 14. Whiskey Sunday: Uncle Dave 'n' Me 15. Hot Water Music: Wild In The Streets 16. Fay Wray: Ass Ridin' Friar 17. Seawolf: Dirty Wine 18. the Unemployables: Boot 'n' Rally 19. Pony Stable: Hangover Song 20. the Dolomites: One More Bottle To Drink 21. Cropduster: The Little Voice 22. Ding Dang: Chug A Lug 23. Yukon Jackass: Hard Luck Silver

#88. Drinking About Songs Compilation 2xLP 2003
Record One: 1. Lopez: Alcoholic 2. La Merma: Bolsas Y Fichas 3. Los Mox: Toy Con Cana 4. The Load Levelers: She's Drunk 5. The Bar Feeders: Free Beer for the Bar Feeders 6. Minor Disturbance: I Drink 7. Flatus: Shots 8. Mang: 3 Ways To 8 9. The Civic Minded Five: Jim Beam 10. Your Mother: Friends Dont Let Friends Drink And Talk 11. Small Wonder: Angel’s Share 12. Cropduster: Wakeup John 13. One Horse Town: Yabba Dabba Doo The King Is Gone And So Are You 14. Ding Dang: There Stands The Glass 15. The Ho: Whiskey Man 16. Yukon Jackass: Angel Puke
Record Two: 1. Undertoad: Git The Hell 2. SK and the Punk Ass Bitches: SK's on the Drink 3. Pennsylvania Muzzleloader: My Engine Runs On Alcohol 4. Hard Skin: Beer and Fags 5. The Amazombies: At The Bar 6. Grabass Charlestons: Check Me Out, I’m Stupid 7. Super Chinchilla Rescue Mission: Back Alley Midnight 8. The Authorities: A Song About Drinking 9. The Four Eyes: Old Milwaukee 10. The Foxy Sluts: Bitters And Lime 11. Chased and Smashed: Bringing My Bourbon Home 12. Jesus Murphy: Kicked In The Head 13. Not Today: Fysdrunktional Family 14. Pelvis Wesley: Head Like A Holy Jesus My Head Hurts, 15. Sasshole: Built to Swill 16. The Muddy River Nightmare Band: I Love Lucky Lager 17. Logjam: 99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall

This one just happened to have 3 of the 4 songs be ‘bout drinkin’ so here it is:
#84. Gerbil Assault Compilation 7" 1999
1. DING DANG: I'll Quit Tomorrow 2. RUMBLESEAT: Rye Whiskey 3. The DOLOMITES: The Regressing Of Edification 4. ELMER: I'm A Momma's Boy & She's A Daddy's Girl

PLUS my 27 track comp of old country vinyl called “REAL Songs About Drinking.”

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Steel F. Wool


4 scratchy ass songs from 2 rarely heard vinyl 45's by the criminally underrated STEEL WOOL from the state of Washington. Yes, I would love to have clean digital copies of these songs... The Bag Of Hammers & Reservation 45's...
”SW” <- click here, eh?

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Street Knowledge


”SVM” <- click here, eh?

Friday, May 15, 2009

Pounded Clown! 39 songs!



“As Good As It Got... Some Of The Better Pounded Clown Songs” CDR from years of dubious sources. Compiled by drummist Hal.
So many tunes I had to split it into 2 downloads...
”1-20” <- click here, eh?
”21-39” <- click here, eh?

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Stagedive Records


”Website” <- click here, eh?

Monday, April 27, 2009

John Wright

Sunday, April 19, 2009

REAL Songs About Drinking


An old comp cassette of mine of country records.
Or, rather, my masters thesis on collecting old drinkin’ records.
”Drunky” <- click here, eh?

SMUTEYE & UNCUS



2 Schlong related bands you might not know about.
This is a link to the Murray Bowles photo site with recent shots of both bands as seen above.
Uncus myspace.
Smuteye myspace.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

NO KILL I


”’nki” <- click here, eh?

Friday, April 10, 2009

So...


How does this stuff sound once y'all download it? Am I doing this right? Aside from the obvious cassette and vinyl rips, I'm kinda picky and careful about the quality... but i'm not getting any feedback regarding such... oh, and...
Xena (above) says thanks from her and Mingus for the donations, 'cause the premium dogfood just keeps a comin'...
-dh.

31 Bands Trash 31 Songs To Find The Way To Sesame Street CD


on Bun Length...
Sesame Street Theme -The Lizards / I Love Trash - Krupted Peasant Farmers / The Grouch Song - GNP / Knock 3 Times - Jaks / 8 Beautiful Notes - Sick-N-Tired / Batty Bat - Fuad Ramsey / Ladybug Picnic - Pounded Clown / 12 - Blindspott / Play Along - Haggis / Zizzy Zoomers - The Dave Ferrin 5 / My Body Full Of Rhythm - Baba Booey / The National Association Of W Lovers - Nuclear Armed Hogs / C Is For Cookie - Independents / Put A Cookie In My Mouth - Guano / Up And Down - Nobodys / Monster In The Mirror - Fetish / My Name Is U - The Banned / Put Down The Duckie - The Unspoiled / Ab-C-Def-Ghi - Rights Reserved / Somebody Come And Play - Schlong / Rubber Duckie - Love Pigs / Honky Ducker Dinger - System Schit / Everybody Wash - Melt Banna / Mad - Two Bit Halo / J-Jump - Megachop / I Want To Hold Your Ear - Pieces Of Chick / Takin' A Ride/5/Sing - Assfort / People In Your Neighborhood - Idiot Flesh / Love Your Tummy - Fruity / One Banana Two Banana - Xena / I Refuse To Sing Along - Ookla The Mock
”’31” <- click here, eh?

1988 Operation Ivy Tour Diary


I've been on umpteen tours and I only wrote it down once.
...and Yes I slept in the 1969 Newport.
”’0%” <- click here, eh?

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

1986 New Vulgarians (Sewer Trout) Cassette Lyric Booklet


Scans of the booklet that came with the New Vulgarians Demo...
Again, these are the same Sewer Trout songs with the lyrics being about rock climbing!
”’NVbook” <- click here, eh?

1986 Sewer Trout Cassette Lyric Booklet


Scans of the booklet that came with the Sewer Trout Demo...
”’Trout” <- click here, eh?

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Patience, Grasshopper.


Working on transferring 4 old 7"s from DAT's,
(Deadformats Are Trendy)
but they're coming soon...
#58. Mayfair Bound Compilation 2x7" 1994
#64. Velvet Pelvis s/t 7" 1995
#77. One Eye Open Boobs: The Incomplete Set 7" 1996